blonde sex goddess---aka sexyhoney

A place where I can write about whatever is on my mind--be that about sex, life, love, or the world at large. This blog may contain adult content. If you are underage or would be offended by explicit content, please leave now. Otherwise, happy reading!

Monday, February 26, 2007

My Puss

I know it has been forever since I have posted here--I am sure no one even checks this anymore, but that's ok. I have been super busy this winter and haven't had time to keep up with the blog, although I have been reading everyone else's! I found this on margaretcho.com/blog and I thought it was hilarious! You can watch the video on YouTube here

I have put the lyrics below just for fun. Enjoy!

Intro:
This song goes out to our neighbor, who we hate cuz they had our RV towed
Tell ‘em Maureen
We hate you and we wrote this song for you
You suck
You suck
You suck


My puss look so fantastic, your puss smell like burnt plastic
My puss like it nice and rough, your puss got some bad dandruff
My puss is so fine that I flaunt it, your puss is so old that its haunted
My puss make everybody horny, your puss look like Barney

My puss won 15 Tonys, your puss hang down to your knees
My puss be pretty if it showed, your puss gots its own zip code
My puss won the FIFA world cup; your puss make me sneeze and throw up
My puss is soft like velvet; your puss dead like Elvis

Chorus (x2)
My peach my clam my cookie
Everybody wanna get their hands on my cookie
Don’t want no rookie no getting’ all nervous
I just wanna pro who can gimme lip service

You suck

My puss is the best on the block, your puss invaded Iraq
My puss give a shout out, your puss a rollin’ blackout
My puss go straight for the jugular, your puss get ugly and uglier
My puss filet mignon, your puss a double coupon
My puss is keepin’ it real, your puss invented the wheel
My puss angelic got a halo, your puss so hairy got an A-fro
My puss is decked out in jewels, your puss run on fossil fuels
My puss lesbian fantasia, your puss need euthanasia
My puss can fly first class, your puss just look like your ass
My puss will go down in history; your puss needs to rinse with Listerene



Chorus x 2

Why did you have to have our RV towed? What’s wrong with you? You don’t own the street. You don’t own the whole street. If you want to own the whole street why don’t you move and buy a street? I am happy to move the RV you just have to tell me!