blonde sex goddess---aka sexyhoney

My Puss

2007-02-26T19:53:00.000-08:00

I know it has been forever since I have posted here--I am sure no one even checks this anymore, but that's ok. I have been super busy this winter and haven't had time to keep up with the blog, although I have been reading everyone else's! I found this on margaretcho.com/blog and I thought it was hilarious! You can watch the video on YouTube here

I have put the lyrics below just for fun. Enjoy!

Intro:
This song goes out to our neighbor, who we hate cuz they had our RV towed
Tell ‘em Maureen
We hate you and we wrote this song for you
You suck
You suck
You suck

My puss look so fantastic, your puss smell like burnt plastic
My puss like it nice and rough, your puss got some bad dandruff
My puss is so fine that I flaunt it, your puss is so old that its haunted
My puss make everybody horny, your puss look like Barney

My puss won 15 Tonys, your puss hang down to your knees
My puss be pretty if it showed, your puss gots its own zip code
My puss won the FIFA world cup; your puss make me sneeze and throw up
My puss is soft like velvet; your puss dead like Elvis

Chorus (x2)
My peach my clam my cookie
Everybody wanna get their hands on my cookie
Don’t want no rookie no getting’ all nervous
I just wanna pro who can gimme lip service

You suck

My puss is the best on the block, your puss invaded Iraq
My puss give a shout out, your puss a rollin’ blackout
My puss go straight for the jugular, your puss get ugly and uglier
My puss filet mignon, your puss a double coupon
My puss is keepin’ it real, your puss invented the wheel
My puss angelic got a halo, your puss so hairy got an A-fro
My puss is decked out in jewels, your puss run on fossil fuels
My puss lesbian fantasia, your puss need euthanasia
My puss can fly first class, your puss just look like your ass
My puss will go down in history; your puss needs to rinse with Listerene

Chorus x 2

Why did you have to have our RV towed? What’s wrong with you? You don’t own the street. You don’t own the whole street. If you want to own the whole street why don’t you move and buy a street? I am happy to move the RV you just have to tell me!

Victoria's Not-so-secret :-)

2006-12-09T16:02:00.000-08:00

I love Victoria's Secret, don't you? Unfortunately I had to take the photo myself so I couldnt get my whole body in the pic...Oh well, I like my boobs best anyway, so no biggie :-D

Hope everyone has a great weekend!

more pics

2006-12-04T22:39:00.000-08:00

Sorry but I don't have much time to post these days! Not only that, but I'm a little lacking in the inspiration department...Any suggestions? :-)

Don't worry, I'm not going to be gone for long, things are just a little too busy this week for me to sit down and think of anything worthwhile to write about. I will be checking in on everyone else, though! In the meantime, here's another pic, as requested by NaughtyBoy :-)

--sexyhoney

Here we go!

2006-11-27T10:58:00.000-08:00

Hey there all you sexy bitches!!! Time to show you what y'all have been waiting for...Drumroll please.....my first photo!!! woohoo! And of course, this photo would not have been possible without the help of the lovely Cherrie.

I had thought about keeping it for use on HNT, but I just can't wait! I'm too excited! Hope you like it :-)

--sexyhoney

Thanksgiving

2006-11-26T18:51:00.000-08:00

Hello there, bloggers!

Hope everyone enjoyed their Thanksgiving festivities!!! I know I stuffed myself silly with food...and my vibrator later that night! I'm going to be posting pictures of myself soon, as I promised, with the help of the sexy and delicious Dr. Cherrie! :-)

Stay tuned, folks!

--sexyhoney

Pictures!

2006-11-16T02:56:00.000-08:00

*sigh* No actual pictures in this post, yet. You see, I have some pictures that a former lover (and still very good friend) sent to me from a very fun get together we had not too long ago. However, I wasn't blogging then and so didn't have the presence of mind to take pictures without my face in them! Also, I forgot to try and hide the tattoos, though they are kind of prominent and thus hard to hide. So, here is my plea to all of you wonderful, sexy, picture-happy bloggers out there: Help me edit my pics!!! I just need to know how to blur out my face and/or tattoos---I'm hoping someone out there is techno-savvy! Thanks ever so much!

xoxo
--sexyhoney

horny...what else is new?

2006-11-14T01:27:00.000-08:00

*sigh*...

the elections are over, and for better or for worse, what's done is done (but i will admit that i'm happy the dems took back congress! yay nancy pelosi, too!) *ahem* anyway, where was i?

oh yes, horny...i don't know what it is but i have been extremely horny lately...not that that's a bad thing, it's just been a bit, er, um, distracting, shall we say.

well, cherrie recommended watching "fluff and fold" so i think i might have to check it out....hmm, wonder what the cute neighbor boy upstairs is doing? *evil grin*

take care, y'all!

xoxox
--sexyhoney

blonde sex goddess---aka sexyhoney

2006-11-06T23:37:00.000-08:00

PLEASE VOTE!!!!

Sorry I haven't had time to update with any kind of juicy stories lately, but I have had too much on my plate! School=life right now! *tear*

However, I want to remind everyone who is eligible to vote to PLEASE DO SO!!! If you don't vote, you have no right to complain when things go to shit. I don't even care which way you vote (I mean, of course I do but I'd rather you vote for someone I'm not in favor of than to not vote at all)...

Of course, please keep in mind the issue of reproductive rights when choosing your candidates, as we are drawing closer and closer to a nation without abortion options, let alone contraceptive choices...

Good luck!

Good Vibrations

2006-10-29T22:28:00.000-08:00

Ok, so I have a confession to make: I am procrastinating. Yup, that's right! Instead of doing the work I need to be doing, I'm sitting here on my butt typing a nonsensical post...*sigh* The laundry can wait, right? :-)

There's something that has been on my mind a bit lately---and it's nothing serious, and nothing bad, but kind of one of those things that just makes you go "hmmm...wonder why that is??"

That thing would be why, of all of their/our friends, my girlfriends come to me to go with them to the adult toy shop and pick out vibrators, etc??? I mean, I guess I am a sex goddess, after all...*wink wink* heheheh....But seriously, it's just funny to me. I mean, this has been happening on a fairly regular basis, with friends of mine that don't know one another (and therefore could not possibly know that I had taken the other ones to buy the toys)...

Maybe it's because I have always been open about sex and my sexuality, even when I wasn't sexually active (ya know, back in the day ;-))...Who knows? It's no big deal, it's just kinda funny/intriguing to me. I think it's an honor, though, when a girlfriend calls me and asks me to "help her pick out the right vibrator" because she's never owned one, and it's an even BIGGER honor when I have the opportunity to try and explain how masturbation and/or toys can help a woman achieve an orgasm---and then someone calls me excitedly and says it WORKED!!! I beam with joy over that! I mean, I know that there are different things that work for different people, and it takes plenty of patience and practice to figure out what you like/dislike, but there are some basics to be covered, too! It's sad to me how many of my girlfriends have never had an orgasm before! And then there are some who can have orgasms but haven't been able to have them during sex (but don't worry---I try to help as best I can with that, too!)

Which reminds me of a funny (but happy) story from college. I was living with two other girls, whom I'll call Sugar and Spice. All three of us had steady boyfriends at the time, and all of us were sexually active. In fact, Sugar and Spice had both been sexually active for a much longer time than I had in the traditional intercourse sort of way (I'd been active w/ other stuff, I just had the v-card a bit longer :-))...Anyway, we talked about sex a lot, and one day it came up that Sugar had never had an orgasm during sex before *gasp shock horror* I was so surprised!!! Of course I had to help this poor creature, and so I gave her a few suggestions that I could think of (and a few from my awesome boyfriend on what her man could do to help)...Several nights later, I'm at the bfs for a chill evening, when my phone rings around 2am. Now me & my man had already had a pretty intense night, and we were just cuddling and watching tv, and I wasn't really in the mood to chat with anyone (especially because I figured that at 2 am they were probably drunk lol) but I picked it up anyway because I saw that it was Sugar calling. I could barely understand her at first, because she was screaming at the top of her lungs, but I finally got her to calm down...She kept saying "I did it!!! I did it!! I had an OOOOO!!!! Thank you so much! Thank you thank you thank you!!!" Obviously, once I figured out what she was talking about, I was busting up laughing, but of course I was happy for her, too! She told me that she just HAD to call me as soon as it happened because she knew I would be excited for her (and indeed I was)...To this day we still have a chuckle about that, even though we don't live together anymore or see eachother very often. A very funny story (to me) and one with a happy ending for all parties involved...

Ok, now that I have probably bored everyone to tears with my lame-o vanilla diary-style story, I am gonna get some sleep...Night night everybody!

Horny

2006-10-26T23:09:00.000-07:00

So horny right now...good thing the bf is coming to visit for the weekend...

Does anyone have any suggestions for how to spice up our sex life??? I don't know how to bring it up to the man without insulting him. He's a very sweet, caring lover and really wants to make sure I have the most pleasure, and I do enjoy sex and oral with him, but I want to try new things.

I guess part of the problem for me is that I am FAR from a "sex goddess" in many ways---I am not knowledgeable in this subject to the extent that many of the rest of you are, and therefore lack any real suggestions to give him on my own. If anyone could help, I'd appreciate it!

Much love,

sexyhoney

Losing my Virginity :-)

2006-10-11T02:19:00.000-07:00

Hello there, blog-land!

At Cherrie's request, I am making my first post and losing my blog virginity! Yay! Only this time, no pain or bleeding involved tee hee!

Not too sure what to put up here as of now...I am thinking about pictures but I am worried about who might see them, so I guess I'll have to figure out some strategic ways to avoid identifying myself (I have some distinct body art that needs to be covered, not just my face)

A little about me: well, I'm blonde (DUH)....like, Marilyn Monroe-Gwen Stefani-Christina Aguilera BLONDE...and it's my natural hair color....ok, so for those of you who want to know, yes, the curtain matches the drapes (or however that saying goes)...the nether regions are slightly darker blonde---hey, it doesn't see much sunlight! but actually, it's not even relevant because i keep it bald as an eagle :-D

I'm not really into anything that I can specifically categorize as a fetish, per se, but I do LOVE SEX!!! I could talk about sex allllll daaaaaayyyy long (but I'd rather be having it!)

I don't think I would label myself as "bi" but I am not exactly "straight" either...That's probably because my sense of sexuality is still evolving and our society has made it difficult for anyone to identify themselves as anything in between "gay" and "straight"

I love the penis...Oh boy, do I love the penis!!! But I love boobs and the vagina, too....I've only ever had relationships with men, so far anyway, so I guess that's why I hesitate to call myself bi. I am very attracted to women, however, I just find them incredibly sexy---so soft and supple, mmmm!!!

Definitely not into any kind of bondage (unless I'm the one doing the tying up) and not a huge fan of BDSM***) No foot fetish or anything like that....Um, I like boobs, boobs, boobs....soft lips with a touch of lipgloss, the scent of a woman's perfume...I like cock...thick, hard, pulsing cock....strong, protective arms....straight, white teeth, genuine smiles, and laugh that can light up a room...

What am I here for? Just to comment on the brand new world of blogs that I have discovered and share in all the interesting stories everyone has to tell (and of course to look at the HOTTTTT pics!)

So, in a nutshell, that's me :-) Anything ya wanna know? Just ask :-)

---sexy honey---

*** I have NO PROBLEMS with people who enjoy this lifestyle (or whatever the pc word is) but, well, if you knew my personal experiences you'd know why I could never ever do it. Too scarred....But to those who love it, I say live it!

heheheh

2006-10-05T17:34:00.000-07:00

just created this blog so i can post all the naughty little comments i want to....