blonde sex goddess---aka sexyhoney

A place where I can write about whatever is on my mind--be that about sex, life, love, or the world at large. This blog may contain adult content. If you are underage or would be offended by explicit content, please leave now. Otherwise, happy reading!

Monday, February 26, 2007

My Puss

I know it has been forever since I have posted here--I am sure no one even checks this anymore, but that's ok. I have been super busy this winter and haven't had time to keep up with the blog, although I have been reading everyone else's! I found this on and I thought it was hilarious! You can watch the video on YouTube here

I have put the lyrics below just for fun. Enjoy!

This song goes out to our neighbor, who we hate cuz they had our RV towed
Tell ‘em Maureen
We hate you and we wrote this song for you
You suck
You suck
You suck

My puss look so fantastic, your puss smell like burnt plastic
My puss like it nice and rough, your puss got some bad dandruff
My puss is so fine that I flaunt it, your puss is so old that its haunted
My puss make everybody horny, your puss look like Barney

My puss won 15 Tonys, your puss hang down to your knees
My puss be pretty if it showed, your puss gots its own zip code
My puss won the FIFA world cup; your puss make me sneeze and throw up
My puss is soft like velvet; your puss dead like Elvis

Chorus (x2)
My peach my clam my cookie
Everybody wanna get their hands on my cookie
Don’t want no rookie no getting’ all nervous
I just wanna pro who can gimme lip service

You suck

My puss is the best on the block, your puss invaded Iraq
My puss give a shout out, your puss a rollin’ blackout
My puss go straight for the jugular, your puss get ugly and uglier
My puss filet mignon, your puss a double coupon
My puss is keepin’ it real, your puss invented the wheel
My puss angelic got a halo, your puss so hairy got an A-fro
My puss is decked out in jewels, your puss run on fossil fuels
My puss lesbian fantasia, your puss need euthanasia
My puss can fly first class, your puss just look like your ass
My puss will go down in history; your puss needs to rinse with Listerene

Chorus x 2

Why did you have to have our RV towed? What’s wrong with you? You don’t own the street. You don’t own the whole street. If you want to own the whole street why don’t you move and buy a street? I am happy to move the RV you just have to tell me!

Saturday, December 09, 2006

Victoria's Not-so-secret :-)

I love Victoria's Secret, don't you? Unfortunately I had to take the photo myself so I couldnt get my whole body in the pic...Oh well, I like my boobs best anyway, so no biggie :-D

Hope everyone has a great weekend!

Monday, December 04, 2006

more pics

Sorry but I don't have much time to post these days! Not only that, but I'm a little lacking in the inspiration department...Any suggestions? :-)

Don't worry, I'm not going to be gone for long, things are just a little too busy this week for me to sit down and think of anything worthwhile to write about. I will be checking in on everyone else, though! In the meantime, here's another pic, as requested by NaughtyBoy :-)


Monday, November 27, 2006

Here we go!

Hey there all you sexy bitches!!! Time to show you what y'all have been waiting for...Drumroll first photo!!! woohoo! And of course, this photo would not have been possible without the help of the lovely Cherrie.

I had thought about keeping it for use on HNT, but I just can't wait! I'm too excited! Hope you like it :-)


Sunday, November 26, 2006


Hello there, bloggers!

Hope everyone enjoyed their Thanksgiving festivities!!! I know I stuffed myself silly with food...and my vibrator later that night! I'm going to be posting pictures of myself soon, as I promised, with the help of the sexy and delicious Dr. Cherrie! :-)

Stay tuned, folks!


Thursday, November 16, 2006


*sigh* No actual pictures in this post, yet. You see, I have some pictures that a former lover (and still very good friend) sent to me from a very fun get together we had not too long ago. However, I wasn't blogging then and so didn't have the presence of mind to take pictures without my face in them! Also, I forgot to try and hide the tattoos, though they are kind of prominent and thus hard to hide. So, here is my plea to all of you wonderful, sexy, picture-happy bloggers out there: Help me edit my pics!!! I just need to know how to blur out my face and/or tattoos---I'm hoping someone out there is techno-savvy! Thanks ever so much!


Tuesday, November 14, 2006

horny...what else is new?


the elections are over, and for better or for worse, what's done is done (but i will admit that i'm happy the dems took back congress! yay nancy pelosi, too!) *ahem* anyway, where was i?

oh yes, horny...i don't know what it is but i have been extremely horny lately...not that that's a bad thing, it's just been a bit, er, um, distracting, shall we say.

well, cherrie recommended watching "fluff and fold" so i think i might have to check it out....hmm, wonder what the cute neighbor boy upstairs is doing? *evil grin*

take care, y'all!